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 Hello, Bonjour. My name is Matthew.I am this many.Uhhhh~ 7 years old.
I love to play games but I love my mama _________, and my Papa very much.They love me too.
Today is a very special day for mama and papa, it is their 10th marrigeux annviermasary. I don't think I said that right, what do you want from me i'm only 7.

 I had woken up and grabbed my stuffed animal whom i've named Kumajiro. Mama wrote his name on the tag so I wouldn't forget his name.Sometimes I have trouble though but enough about this back to my parents. I had one of the maids follow me as I went through the drawers in the kitchen. The chef was busy making breakfast and would scold me if I went back there but today was important for my parents so who cared? I grabbed a magazine that had alot of cakes and turn to the page that made my mouth water. I took it to the chef and told him to make it for my parents amiversiiry. He said something in french super fast and kept the picture by him.

"Matthieu, what do you plan on doing?"
"Well Mary I want to throw them a little food date."
"Pour quoi? I'm sure they will be together all day. They haven't left their room yet."
"I can fix that."

 I took off up the spiral stairs and down the hall to the big double doors at the end of the hall. The maid chased me frantically telling me to stop and not go into their room, but they can't sleep all day. I bursted through the doors and saw a long lump on their bed. I ran beside them and saw papa laying on mama. Both of their faces were red.

"Did you two forget to wear your pajama's again?You'll catch a cold like that. Papa you can't sleep on mama like that or you'll crush her. Mama let out a little squeak and hid her face, behind papa's arm. Papa got off of mama making sure to keep the covers over top of both of them. He held out his arms and I climbed up on bed and sat in between them.I handed kumajiro to mama and she started petting his head while I talked to papa.

"Papa you should say sorry for crushing mama."
"But mon petite Matthieu.Don't you remember that last time mama was crushing papa? As a way to say sorry she let me crush her this time."

Mama hid her face underneathe the covers again and papa laughed and ruffled my hair.Papa nealt down and whispered into my ear.
"Downstairs near the front door is a bouquet of red roses and a big heart shaped box of chocolated I ordered for your mama.Can you get that and take it to the balcony for me please? Merci."

I nodded and took Kumagara from mama and ran out the room. I lagged abit and leaned up against the door.I heard a slapping sound and mama's voice.

"Francis why did you say those things?"
"What is wrong mon amor. I was crushing you...with my french-
"No, shhhhh don't you say it."
"May I finish crushing you_________ I wasn't done."
"Nope we have to get dressed like Matthey said."

 I didn't know my parents crushed eachother, maybe they are wild sleepers like I am. Sometimes i'll wake up on the opposite end of my bed.I must've gotten it from them. As I started towards the door I could see the bouquet of flowers and the big heart. The box was as nearly as big as I was, luckily one of the butlers took noticed and carried it for me. I didn't know where Mary went but I didn't care. I carried the bouquet and headed towards the balcony. The bouquet had many red roses with a love note inside. I pouted. Papa got her big things while I only got her a cake. I love mama too, I walked. Down the isle with her so this is my annyvurrsaury too.I placed the bouquet on the table and thanked the butler before he went back to cleaning,

 I have to beat papa and get mama another gift.That's when I got an idea and put on my shoes before leaving out into my backyard.


 You wore a beautiful red dress the fit well with the curves of your body.Your hair was nicely done and complimented everything. It was a candle-lit dinner on the balcony. The Eiffel tower looked beautiful as it lined up with the setting sun. You had Francis had spent the time reminiscing and drinking champagne. Francis had of course been flirting with you by telling you what he was going to do to you in the late hours of the night, The doors to the balcony opened and you jumped in shock at what was before you. Your son Matthew, who had dirt spots on his clothes and a tremendous amount of flowers. He went over to you and handed them to you and got down on one knee as he saw his father do and presented a flower ring he made himself. I was loose but you allowed it to be slipped on your ring finger.It took the space above your wedding ring.

"Merci Matthew." You kissed his cheek and Francis laughed in amusement.
"Son you are covered in dirt. Did you spend all day in the garden?"
"Oui. I wanted to find the best flowers for mama.I also got you this papa."

   Matthew went over and gave him a slip of paper. He smiled warmly at it and you  wondered what it said. Francis kneeled down towards Matthew.
"I accept your challenge."
"What challenege?" you asked. Francis and Matthew looked at eachother and nodded.
"Mama is not allowed to know."
"Oui.It is top secret."

  The chef came out with a wonderful strawberry shortcake.
"From Matthieu Williams. Bon anniversaire.J'taime." He placed the cake down and left out, while a maid came and placed a chair down at the table so Matthew could join in.Both you and Francis kissed your son on the cheek and started eating the cake.
"Mama?Papa? I think I'll sleep in your bed tonight?"
Francis became wide eyed and you both looked at eachother while Matthew played with his strawberry.Francis cleared his throat.
"Pour Qoui?" He asked.
"So you don't crush mama. You can't kill mama before our bet is over that would be cheating."
"But Matthew. I can't kill ________, by crushing her."
"I heard her scream one night and when I went to investigate you had told me that you had accidently rolled on top of her and were crushing her."
Your face became red.
"....oh Oui. I do remember that.How about I promise not to crush mama tonight and you sleep in your bed?"
You saw that Matthew was about to nod but you stopped him and said:
" No, Matthew should sleep with us just in case. He can sleep right in between mama and papa."
  Matthew's eyes grew wide and he hugged you. Francis mouthed the words "You owe me." but you just stuck your tongue out and kept hugging Matthew.
requested by :iconitaly-pastalove:

It was actually hard picking a genre to put this in Romance or Humor but I picked Romance. That challenge between your son (canada) and Francis, you won't know about it.But you'll have fun anyway. I hope PastaLove likes this and I hope that you readers do too.

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hmwwawcciawcccw Featured By Owner May 22, 2016
I was smiling like an idiot the whole time I was reading this.  this is just to damn cute.
Lforeverisa Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Mattie is so innocent and adorable! I want a son like him!
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015
My water bottle is now on the floor. As am I. I fell out of my chair reading this, because I was laughing.
Ferret-nerd Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
LittleDevil1009 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
I laughed so hard at the whole crushing mama thing. And thanks for making me gag and hack up my water xD
IggyTales Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
All in a days work!!
TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Student General Artist
everybodydotheflop65 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Haha crushing XD So adorable~!
Fab-912 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
His innocence, hes an adorable child! ^^ I wish I had a kid like him
coolkat122 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
Me too if I were to have a kid like him I'd be soooooo happy same with a husband like France I'd be even more happy *sigh* sooooooo happy
MsHippieChix Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
D'aawwwww...that was cute with the crushing and roses...and the crushing...cutest thing ever..
DaughterOfErberus Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
Sure Mattie. Wild sleepers. That's exactly what that was. I miss the time when I was that innocent.
UndergroundHeaven Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist! :iconletmehugyouplz:
honeyloveslemons Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
stop crushing mama! XD
epicbleachfan998 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I have the cutest child in the world! Matthew's too adorable~ xD
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I couldn't stop laughing Canada why? XD LOL I cant stop laughing
DeathStaravian Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will now die...
'Crushing' was it? Ohonhonhonhonhononhon...
Anyway, nice story.
Italy-PastaLove Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cute! X3
sweetangelstella Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Writer
This is adorable~ :happyfranceplz:
sweetangelstella Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student Writer
toshikiii Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student General Artist
That's so cute xD

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